Cogs and Captains at Contemporal 2013

Not Voltaire, just a Scottish guy with a kickass costume

I had a great time this weekend at ConTemporal, the 2nd annual steampunk convention in North Carolina.

SO. MANY. COSTUMES.

And I love costumes, but the highlight for me was meeting musician, artist, author, Dr. Strange impersonator, and award-winning stop-action animator Aurelio Voltaire. I had the opportunity to chat with him a few times, attend his musical performance and see his stop-action animation presentation. Here are a few of his songs I heard Friday night:

Captains All
The Mechanical Girl
Death Death Devil Evil Song
When You’re Evil
Raised By Bats

As a panelist at the convention, I discussed the active NC SF/F community with fellow authors James Maxey, Tonia Brown Jeremy Whitley and Allen Wold. Then Mr. Maxey and I joined Steven S. Long, RPG author with Hero Games, to discuss nostalgia, futurists, visionaries, science, space opera, cyberpunk, steampunk and SF. Possibly one of the best panels I’ve ever been on, unfortunately we only had four audience members to witness the awesomeness.

As a moderator, I led a discussion about podcasting with Tee Morris, co-author of Podcasting for Dummies, and Philippa Ballantine — they are the married duo behind the Ministry of Peculiar Occurances — along with Dave Foland of the Nympho Bikini Cruise podcast and Pizzula comic book.

Then I joined Matthew Penick of Ribbons and Rivets (who made me a replica of the Skyrim apothecary satchel earlier this year) and Kirsten Vaughan to talk about costuming on a budget and tips for steampunk costuming. The room filled for this one, possibly the largest audience I’ve had for any convention panel in which I’ve participated.

ConTemporal featured a Mad Hatter tea room, Makers Expo hall of contraptions, and a Bizarre Bazaar. I spent some time with my friends in the Charlotte Geeks, who were there to promote their Geek Gala coming up in October, and my daughter got to do a Teen Writers Workshop with YA steampunk author Jean Claude Bemis.

Here are a few tintypes from the event…

Looking forward to next year!

– J.L. Hilton

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My schedule for ConTemporal

Fri 5 pm – Is There Something in the Water? (panelist) North Carolina, and especially the Triangle, seems to produce a high number of science fiction and fantasy writers. What ‘s special about this area that allows this speculative fiction community to thrive?

Fri 6pm – Nostalgia for the Future (panelist) – Why do the SF visions from past eras continue to hold such power on our imagination?

Sat 11 am – Podcasting Workshop (moderator) – Producing a podcast might be simple, but learning the tips and tricks of creating one that people will actually enjoy listening to might be more difficult. We’ll consider questions such as: What makes a good podcast? What’s the best format for your show? What equipment do you need? What are the practicalities of producing your show?

Sat 3 pm – Costuming on a Budget (moderator) – Cost is the most common obstacle for aspiring steampunks and cosplayers of all types. But you don’t have to break the bank to have a great costume – sometimes all it takes is some creativity. I’ve heard that this will include costuming artists from Ribbons and Rivets but I’m not sure who else.

Hope to see you there!

~ J.L. Hilton

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We live in the world we imagined

This post originally appeared June 16, 2013, on the Contact – Infinite Futures SF blog.

Actual picture of a REAL freaking space station with REAL human beings in REAL space suits, above the actual freaking Earth. How much would this blow Johannes Kepler’s mind? Photo courtesy of NASA.

The Buzzfeed article “27 Science Fictions That Became Science Facts In 2012” illustrates a topic I’ve written about before: The future is now.

When German mathematician and astronomer Johannes Kepler wrote Somnium in the 1600s, he offered a detailed description of how the earth might look to a person on the moon. And now, we know.

Jonathan Swift made reference to the moons of Mars, detailing fairly accurate descriptions of their orbits in his book Gulliver’s Travels, published in 1726. That was about 150 years before their discovery by Asaph Hall in 1877. Now, at this very moment, we have an honest-to-goodness wired and wheeled robot exploring the actual surface of Mars.

Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein, published in 1818, gave us the archetypal mad scientist experimenting with advanced technology. As the Buzzfeed article notes, we have “mad” scientists creating artificial robotic limbs controlled by the mind, building chimera monkeys from multiple embryos, and implanting light-sensitive microchips in humans to give them sight.

In 1869, Edward Everett Hale published the first installment of “The Brick Moon,” a short story serial in The Atlantic Monthly. It contained the first known fictional depiction of an artificial satellite. Now, Earth has a real, functioning International Space Station.

Martians used a “heat-ray” in H.G. Wells’ 1898 War of the Worlds. Arthur C. Clarke wrote about particle beam weapons in his 1955 novel Earthlight. Lasers became a reality in the 1960s and in April of this year, the U.S. Navy successfully demonstrated its new Laser Weapon System (LAWS).

How about 1984? Amazon sales of Orwell’s 1949 dystopian classic have increased 5,771% since news of the National Security Administration (NSA) PRISM program in the United States.

SF authors no longer need invent impossible technologies nor imagine wondrous — or terrible — futures. We’re there. If we can dream it up for our novels, chances are some scientist or politician somewhere is already on it.

There are no fewer than 12 technological advances in that Buzzfeed article that also appear in my Stellarnet Series, which I began writing in 2009. I’ve got Net goggles, flexible electronic devices, super strong and “invisible” fabrics, doubled life expectancy, self-driving vehicles, and holodeck-style immersive gaming. And as for PRISM, a significant plot point in Stellarnet Prince is that the US government monitors every message and movement of my heroes, via the Internet (or Stellarnet, as its called in my version of 2062), and certain messages are intercepted and prevented from reaching them while they’re on Earth.

Our challenge as entertainers and visionaries now lies not as much with inventing technology but with portraying how it might be used for and against us, how it shapes the world we live in, and how it affects our humanity. That task is possibly the most sacred of literary undertakings, because…

The technologies all around us, running all through our bodies in advanced pharmaceuticals, and mediating our ability to communicate in vast webs of electronic abstraction are the proof that science fiction is the Word of the Cosmos, to be adored, studied, and yet unlike other “Words,” challenged and built upon.  Science alone tells us the What but cannot by itself feed the yearning soul to seek new horizons, because its numbers and statistics are hard to translate into the human-level stories that connect with us on our most basic levels.

For that, there must be storytellers to reveal the universe by revealing the people in it traveling Roads Less Taken, living in future worlds where the right or the wrong choices have been made (or somewhere in between).

Scientists and engineers are humanity’s true leaders, not the ciphers in flag lapel pins haunting the halls of government or the monied parasites who own them from their yachts and private islands… science fiction authors are humanity’s true prophets and priests, its conscience in metaphor where it has not yet manifested openly. (Troubadour)

It’s no longer enough to write about lasers and robots. We have them, now. We need science fiction that explores love, war, sex, religion, oppression, friendship, family, racism, loss, environmentalism, power and survival of the human spirit — in a world where everything we ever imagined comes true.

~ J.L. Hilton

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SF Priestess and Techoprophet

Priestess of the oracle at Delphi, John Collier, 1891

OK, I’m getting kind of freaked out by the almost daily occurrence of “This is like something I wrote about in my books.” Am I an oracle? How many times am I going to read about the latest gadgets, technology, theories or augmented reality games on Buzzfeed, ThinkGeek and The NY Times (1) (2), and be able to find an equivalent idea in my novels? Or hear about some social or political issue in the news, after it’s already affected my characters?

The latest to cross my laptop is “We’ll be uploading our entire MINDS to computers by 2045…

In just over 30 years, humans will be able to upload their entire minds to computers and become digitally immortal – an event called singularity – according to a futurist from Google.

Ray Kurzweil, director of engineering at Google, also claims that the biological parts of our body will be replaced with mechanical parts and this could happen as early as 2100.

I don’t feature body parts replaced by machines but entire people replaced by digital “sims” — 3D holographic projections. In Stellarnet Rebel, there are sim copies of a living person — Hax — and they help him run the Tech Center in Asteria Colony. In Stellarnet Prince, one of the characters is a sim of a deceased person (I won’t say whom, so no spoilers), whose knowledge, memories, personality, voice and physical appearance are programmed into what is essentially a virtual ghost, linked to the Net.

I’m getting all kinds of worked up whenever these parallels occur, not because I think I’m original or special. Heck, no. SF authors have been predicting the future, extrapolating technology and incorporating social issues into their stories for decades. And a lot of these ideas have been around awhile. I got the idea for J’ni’s “bracer” from an article in Omni magazine about wearable computers — back in the 1980s.

Goddamn chick book

What riles me is the general notion that SF books written by female authors are short on science and research. Or that a character-driven story with romantic elements can’t also have a lot of technology and social commentary. Or this chucklehead who thinks that female authors of SFR “don’t get the details right” because they haven’t read Ray Bradbury (I have) or Arthur C. Clarke (I have) or Douglas Adams (I’ve not only read him, I met him before he died).

I’m right A LOT. Even with my boobs on.

I’ve been told “I don’t read chick books” by men who see the cover of Stellarnet Prince or find out that my publisher is an imprint of Harlequin.

And yet, during the North Carolina Science Festival’s The Science of Science Fiction in April 2012, I sat on a panel with David Drake and read an excerpt from Stellarnet Prince in which Belloc plays a full-body controlled, immersive video game. Afterward, an audience member approached me and said that the excerpt reminded him of the games he used to play in the Stanford virtual reality lab.

A similar game called Mysteria is featured in the first book in the series — which I began writing in May 2009, the same month that tech sites buzzed with rumors about Microsoft’s motion-controlled gaming technology for Xbox, now known as Kinect.

So, when I see things like the Jim Baen Memorial Writing Contest saying it wants “Moon bases, Mars colonies, orbital habitats, space elevators, asteroid mining, artificial intelligence, nano-technology, realistic spacecraft, heroics, sacrifice, adventure,” and Alex Steffen at Worldchanging and others writing about the failure of futurists and SF authors to imagine a plausible future rather than regurgitating galactic Disneylands or regressing into steampunk and alternate histories, and while SFWA refuses to acknowledge my publisher as a “qualifying market” and finds itself mired in charges of sexism, here’s me. Doing my thing.

When Google builds a space station named Perspective, just remember: I called it.

~ J.L. Hilton

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SF, SFR, SFWA and SEX

Science Fiction and Fantasy Writers of America (SFWA) appears to have some issues of sexism within its ranks. (More links here.) Then Stuart Sharp set off a bit of brouhaha when he disparaged the SFR genre. The blogosphere’s been busy, and the subjects of SFWA, Sharp and sexism have even reached the Huffington Post.

The conversation about women and SFF has been going on for awhile. I blogged about the subject when I published my debut novel Stellarnet Rebel in January 2012. Then I blogged a year later about Illogicon (a smallish SFF con) featuring a lot of discussion about misogyny, racism and homophobia in SFF. The Galaxy Express has been an advocate of SFR and women in SF for years, and Debra Doyle wrote about the Girl Cooties Theory of Genre Literature as applied to SFF, back in 2000.

I had the opportunity to experience a range of reactions to my science fiction novels at the Escapist Expo last year. I met people frustrated with the genre’s general lack of character development and over-reliance on violence and gadgetry. Others described how the term “romance” no longer meant bodice ripping and vapid heroines but was being applied to any novel written by a woman, with a strong female lead, in any genre. And I had a few men who saw the cover of Stellarnet Prince and said, “I don’t read chick books.”

One guy complained, “Why is it every time a woman writes a science fiction novel with a female main character, it has to have romance?” I suggested that it might be the same reason why every man who writes fiction with a male main character, the hero ends up getting laid or rescuing a woman with the explicit or implicit hope of getting laid. Two sides of a coin.

In October, I wrote a guest post for my publisher’s You Tell Us feature, on the topic of women and science fiction.

I’ve met many women who don’t read science fiction. They might enjoy supernatural, fantasy or historical romance. But anything with aliens, robots, space ships or lasers, don’t bother to beam them up, Scotty.

Reasons for their dislike include a lack of characters to whom they relate, pervasive misogyny in the genre, absence of emotional depth or romance, too much violence, and too many boring descriptions of aliens, machines and technology. … (more)

Stellarnet Rebel is repeatedly lauded by readers and reviewers for its world-building. It is not a story about ripped bodices and sweaty pecs. It does have a female protagonist and it does depict intimacy, in various forms and stages, affecting or affected by the events of the plots — no different than Star Trek, Firefly, Babylon 5, Star Wars and lots of other sci-fi going back at least to Forbidden Planet. Which, had it been a novel written from Altaira’s perspective, would have been snubbed as “sci-fi romance” too.

When it comes to SF and SFR, I’ve felt like a bit of an outcast, not really fitting into either category. The Stellarnet books are character driven and full of science, gadgets, action and technology. Some readers call it great SFR and others say its not a romance at all. Stellarnet Rebel was science fiction-y enough to be a finalist in the EPIC Award for Best SF ebook of 2012, and romance-y enough to win a SFR Galaxy Award for Best Non-Traditional Romance.

Prior to 2010, I hadn’t read any SFR novels, but I had read plenty of SF. Stellarnet Rebel was my attempt at writing the kind of science fiction I wanted to read — not just because it included an alien/human romance and a female protagonist, but because it included modern technology and social issues, in a future plausibly extrapolated from current trends (thus my publisher labeled it “cyberpunk,” but I think it’s better described as “post-cyberpunk, with aliens”).

I used to be a dues-paying associate member of SFWA, qualified by a short story published in Dragon magazine. However, because of an official prohibition against Harlequin and its imprints (my publisher Carina Press being one of them), and against the acceptance of books published without a minimum $2000 advance (regardless of royalties, subsequent sales, ratings, reviews or awards), I’ve not qualified for full membership. Based on this and the sexism issues, I declined renewal this month.

~ J.L. Hilton

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Is it science fiction, sci-fi or SF?

I’m a published science fiction author but I still don’t grok the difference between “science fiction,” “sci-fi” and “SF.” As with religion, I’ve been warned to choose the right one or else.

I’ve been told that “science fiction” refers to the real stuff — science-based literature exploring the relationship between technology and humanity — while “sci-fi” refers to B-movies and pulp novel crap with lots of lasers and explosions.

This distinction is supported by Wikipedia:

Forrest J Ackerman used the term sci-fi (analogous to the then-trendy “hi-fi”) at UCLA in 1954. As science fiction entered popular culture, writers and fans active in the field came to associate the term with low-budget, low-tech “B-movies” and with low-quality pulp science fiction. By the 1970s, critics within the field were using sci-fi to distinguish hack-work from serious science fiction. … David Langford’s monthly fanzine Ansible includes a regular section “As Others See Us” which offers numerous examples of “sci-fi” being used in a pejorative sense by people outside the genre.

But according to Dictionary.com or Merriam-Webster, the terms are interchangeable:

Sci-fi
adjective
1. of or pertaining to science fiction
noun
2. science fiction

I poked around the Internet and found several threads, articles and blog posts on the topic. Hugo Award winner John DeNardo of SF Signal seemed to share my belief that “sci-fi” is not a negative term.

In my experience, those who use the term “sci-fi” are not cretins or haters. They use “sci-fi” because abbreviations, acronyms and slang are the norm. But “sci-fi” has baggage. There are those who insist that “science fiction” is about thinking and “sci-fi” is for dimwits and studio executives.

“Science fiction” and “sci-fi” are both used as pejorative terms by those outside the fandom, both are disregarded as not “real” literature in many circles, and both terms are still just as likely to be dismissed as past-times for dorks, geeks, nerds and social misfits. To argue about one word being worse than another is about as pointless, imo, as an argument over the terms “television” and “TV.”

Which brings us to “SF.” A few years ago, while trying to get published, industry professionals informed me that the proper way to say “science fiction” in a query letter is “SF.” I’ve also seen “SFF” or “SF/F” for science fiction and fantasy, or “SFR” for science fiction romance.

But I’ve also been corrected by those who claim that “SF” refers to speculative fiction — though others will insist that’s properly “spec fic” — a broader category that includes science fiction, fantasy and other genres.

I started using “SF” but I’ve lost count of how many times I’ve had to explain that “SF” stands for “science fiction,” even to people who read science fiction. Makes the acronym seem like a secret password, bestowed only to the initiated, to separate the “real” fans from the “fake.”

So, which is it? Science fiction, sci-fi or SF? Does it matter? Did it matter at one time, but times are changing? Should geeks reclaim “sci-fi” or did the Syfy channel condemn that phrase to eternal ignominy?

Should there even be terms that label what’s “real” and what’s “crap” in science fiction, and who gets to decide which is which? Authors? Fans? An elite cadre of self-proclaimed “true” fans? Or the general moviegoers, readers and cosplayers whose money funds movies, books and conventions?

~ J.L. Hilton

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Guest: B.V. Larson on his self-published success

My cousin Brian is also an author. He’s a self-publishing success story, reaching as many as a thousand downloads a day and over a million copies sold since 2010, which led to contract offers from publishers. His most recent book, The Bone Triangle, book two in the Unspeakable Things series, was published by 47North. Find him at BVLarson.com.

JLH: When did you begin writing and what was your first paid publication?

BVL: I started writing seriously and sending things to publishers when I was about 17. It’s been a long road since then. I had a number of pro short story sales in the 90s, then in 2001, I sold a textbook series to a pro publisher. These were college computer science textbooks. I made serious money with those, doing ten volumes by 2010, when I dropped it because fiction was taking off for me. I self-pubbed for about a year, then started getting contract offers from publishers, which I’ve been signing since 2011.

JLH: When did you enter the world of digital publishing and why?

BVL: I found out about Kindle books in April of 2010. I worked all summer, 12 to 16 hours a day, getting my books up there and getting my first sales. This paid off as the Kindle grew in popularity and my sales grew with it. I originally had over ten novels lying around that had been rejected by all the publishers (I managed to get close several times, had agents and deals, but never got a real contract with a real check for a novel). So I figured I would just put them up and see what happened. It turned out to work for me when the public could decide what they wanted to read, rather than a few NYC editors.

JLH: How in the world did you write so many books?

BVL: I built up years of books before I began putting them online. Still, even counting that head start, I’ve written at least half of my work in the last three years. I’m writing faster now, mostly because it’s easier to do work on something that’s paying!

JLH: What’s the key to your success?

BVL: I consider myself to be an entertainer first and foremost. If I was a comedian, I would go up on stage to make people laugh, not to “express myself” or anything else. With every book I write, I’m thinking about the reader all the time. Is he getting bored? Is this what the reader wants to see happen at this point? Would I be upset if I were the reader and guy X died at the end of this scene? That’s what’s in my head. Also, I move the plot faster than most people, and try to do it in unexpected directions.

I think for a lot of writers, writing is about them, not the reader. They write to tell their story, or to make a point, or to feel better about something in their lives. All that’s fine, but to sell a thousand times more books, you have to adopt a different approach. To be clear, I write because I love writing, not just to make money. But I make sure I write things I would like to read, and which I believe most readers would like to read. When I read a self-indulgent book, I’m annoyed with the writer and stop reading. I don’t write that kind of work. Entertainment is all I’m shooting for, and that’s my key to success.

JLH: Does cover art matter? Who does your covers?

BVL: Cover art matters a lot when attracting readers initially, before you have a fan. I do my own covers for self-pubbed books, (completely pro on all my 47North pro sales), but I’m seeking help now in that area to make my self-pub covers better.

JLH: You write in several genres, including science fiction, epic and urban fantasy, and paranormal romance. Do you think this has helped or hindered your marketability? Or is it a fair price to pay to keep from getting bored (and boring readers)?

BVL: Probably, it made things worse for me, as people give me bad reviews when they buy a new book from me and get a very different experience. Originally, I wrote in many genres trying to break in, and because I get bored easily. Now, I’m trying to get more focused.

JLH: What are some of your influences and inspirations?

BVL: I consume media of all forms, and that has influenced my writing. My books feel different because there are movie/game/internet/current technology influences. I’m not purely literary in my interests and background. This upsets some readers, but most love it.

JLH: Are your books targeted to young adults or mature readers?

BVL: My protagonists vary in age, but are usually 25-35. (In other words, actual young adults, not teens.) About content, I wouldn’t give my books to someone under, say, 14. There are “adult situations” implied. There’s very little profanity, no graphic sex, but lots of terrible things happen to nice people, and there’s usually plenty of violent action. This varies with the genre, of course.

There is this odd concept in publishing that goes like this: “There are “young adult” books, which are really kid books for teens and simple people. Then, there are books for “mature” readers, which means a book that an approximately 40 year old NYC agent/editor finds worthy of reading. Honestly, I think there are more types of humans out there than these two flavors. I target 20 to 35 with my books.

JLH: What are you working on right now?

BVL: I’m currently writing Dream Magic, the seventh and final book of my “Haven” series of epic fantasies. It’s almost finished!

JLH: Any advice for aspiring authors?

BVL: This is a fantastic time for authors. We’re out of prison and running wild in the fields outside. Everyone can now publish and get their books read, but only a few will make it to the top. (Think: Hunger Games). But honestly, don’t expect an easy path. Writing fiction is not easy, it’s like learning to play a violin at a concert-quality level. Very few of us can grab up a violin and make beautiful music our first time out. But with practice and fanatical dedication, everyone now has a shot at it!

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How I left my husband for a guy with pointy ears

I’d hired Teldryn Sero because I didn’t care if he died. Little did I know I would fall in love with him and leave my husband in Solitude with a crate of gems, two adopted urchins, and a bottle of Colovian Brandy.

Stenvar, aka Mr. Dovahkiin

Don’t get me wrong, Stenvar’s a great guy. Before adding the Dragonborn DLC to my Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, I’d carefully considered every marriage candidate in the game before choosing my Mr. Dovahkiin, and I spent a bit of time adventuring with other followers like Faendal the elven archer and Vorstag the tattooed Nord. I didn’t want someone like Balimund the blacksmith, who would sit at home, collecting a hundred septims a day for me – even if he could “perform miracles with steel.”

I wanted a partner, a fellow adventurer who would help me defeat daedra, pickpocket priests and loot libraries. A companion to warn me of impending danger, witness the wonders of Tamriel at my side, and take aggro so I could shoot things in the ass with poisoned arrows and plunder corpses.

Stenvar was a tank who could survive boobytraps and swing an axe like a lumberjack, but had the good AI not to rush into enemy dens and ruin my sneak-and-snipe modus operandi. He didn’t gripe about carrying my burdens, didn’t care who I robbed, and his gravelly voice reminded me a bit of Jayne Cobb. So we got hitched in the Temple of Mara and I proceeded to enjoy the “Lovers Comfort” bonus every chance I could.

Teldryn Sero, aka “the hunkiest swordhunk in all Morrowhunk”

But after I added Dragonborn, I took my man with me to explore the new island of Solstheim, and he kept getting lost or killed. I got tired of reloading, so I fast-traveled his candyass back to Solitude and decided to hire the weird cthulhu/steampunk-ish dude in the Retching Netch pub. I reckoned if Tiny Goggles got himself killed, I wouldn’t have to reload, I’d just grab another piece of draugr fodder. Maybe that bitch Uthgerd in Whiterun.

Teldryn claimed to be the best swordsman in all Morrowind — or as he is known on Tumblr, the “hunkiest swordhunk in all Morrowhunk.” I quickly discovered that the dark elf possessed sweet one-handed skills, and a lethal arsenal of conjuration and destruction spells. Best of all, he had personality, a personal history, and an extensive amount of dialog. I found myself visiting places in Skyrim just to hear what he would say about them. Often, his opinions matched my own. Vampires sucked, Whiterun was unimpressive, Morthal wretched, Markarth a wonder, and Riverwood a lovely place to settle down.

But his voice ultimately won me over. The melodious, theatrical flair to the way he delivered every line, often dripping with slick sarcasm. “So! this is Riften. Glover Mallory told me a good deal about the place. It looks exactly as I’d pictured…” One can’t help hearing the unspoken “a complete dung heap” at the end. Or the Shakespearian way he cries “Lead on!” after I finish sorting his inventory, the words “and let slip the dogs of war! run through my mind every time.

Teldryn without his mysterious mask

Divorce isn’t possible in the game, but Teldryn is one of the few followers who can’t be married, anyway. He’s also one of the few who can’t be a steward, so my plans to build him a love nest with Hearthfire aren’t possible, either. Damn Bethesda programmers, you’re worse than the vermin that infest the ash wastes back home!

Together, Nightingale and spellsword, we cleansed the bile-spewing Afflicted from the underground fortress of Bthardamz, read the Oghma Infinium, released a trapped demonic pirate from the bowels of the mage school, negotiated a temporary ceasefire between warring factions, and captured the dragon Odahviing, who took me to Sovngarde to defeat Alduin world-eater. We pickpocketed our way to skill level 100 and the Perfect Touch perk that finally allowed me to remove his helmet and see his handsome face. Then we joined the Imperial side of the war and liberated his fellow Dunmer from that racist prick Ulfric Stormcloak of Windhelm.

Curious, I looked up the voice actor who enchanted Teldryn to life. Turns out he’s Dan Donohue, a Grammy-nominated Shakespearian performer who also portrayed “Scar” in Disney’s Lion King on tour and on Broadway. Which explains a lot. If you want to hear more of him, listen to his Hamlet. He’s got sword skills IRL, too. Check out this video from the Oregon Shakespeare Festival (he’s the redhead).

Thanks to Teldryn Sero, I’ve enjoyed Skyrim that much more. Sorry, Stenvar. But, hey, our house in Solitude is next to the bards college, and if you can’t get one of the musicians to “play your flute” once in awhile for a handful of flawless emeralds, it’s not my fault.

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Read more Skyrim …

See my “5 Questions” interview with Dan Donohue over at CharlotteGeeks.com

Skyrim smut 1: “Come with me to Sovngarde
Skyrim smut 2: “I need another stamina potion”
Skyrim smut 3: “Tickling the angry troll”
Skyrim smut 4: “The Dunmer of Debauchery”
Skyrim smut 5: “A Tsunny Day in Shor’s Realm”
Skyrim smut 6: “Return to Solitude”

~ J.L. Hilton

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Aliens who are what they eat

This post originally appeared April 21, 2013, on the Contact – Infinite Futures SF blog.

There’s a fan theory that the orcs in Journeyquest have green skin because they are photosynthetic.

When inventing space aliens, I look for inspiration right here on Earth, such as the Elysia chlorotica. This green sea slug steals chloroplasts from the algae it eats, enabling it to use photosynthesis to gain energy directly from the sun.

For me, this inspires a few interesting science fiction ideas:

  • An alien life form that has green skin and needs sunlight to stay alive. What happens if the alien is captured or covered in some way? What if the alien is traveling in space or living on a space station? How much light do they need, and how do they get it? Do they carry a flashlight for snacks?
  • An alien with the ability to change its appearance or even its basic biology by using genes obtained by eating plants, animals… or people? That one has sinister implications. The morphing villain who looks just like your friend/crewmember/lover has been used many times in science fiction. This would add a gruesome consumption component and a scientific basis for the ability to assume the appearance of others.

Such abilities don’t necessarily need to belong to a villain or monster. They could be used for good or a kind of superpower. Need to charge a battery? Eat an electric eel. Need to fly? Eat a bird. Need to breath underwater? Eat a fish. Need to regrow a limb? Eat a sea star.

An interesting plot might be if the alien wanted or needed some kind of obscure ability, and had to travel to a planet where an animal existed with that ability, then hunt and eat it.

What if every alien of this race looked completely different, based on each individual’s diet? Could they control which genes they absorbed, or would they have to be careful what they ate in order to remain the person they wanted to be?

I love carrots and sweet potatoes, so if I were one of these aliens, would my skin turn orange? If I ate chicken, would I grow feathers instead of hair?

If you could, would you reconstruct yourself with plant or animal abilities? Which ones would you choose?

~ J.L. Hilton

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No heroic women?

Today I want to talk about heroes. Because today I saw these books in a store:

Clearly intended to be a “boys side” and a “girls side” of one display. Of course, boys and girls (and their parents) are free to buy whichever books they want. Just don’t expect to see a single female in the “Heroes” book. I looked through it. Not one.

Because, after all, there aren’t any female lifeguards, soldiers, search and rescue workers or police in real life, right?

Heroes should not be restricted to one gender. When I wrote Stellarnet Rebel, the first book in the Stellarnet Series, I wanted to make Genny something more than a beautiful damsel in distress. She kicks ass and fires weapons, but also uses her intelligence, wit, wisdom and humor to save herself, her friends, and ultimately a world.

Because there’s absolutely no reason why a woman can’t be heroic.

~ J.L. Hilton

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