Try-It Tuesday: TEACUP

TEACUP is a short and sweet narrative adventure game about a shy frog who collects herbs, sugar, honey and cookies for an upcoming tea party.

It released September 23, 2021, for PCSwitch, Xbox and PlayStation, at a price of $9.99. I played a review copy on PS4 that I received from the publisher, Whitethorn Games, who also published Calico, a game I played earlier this year and really loved.

TEACUP was developed by Smarto Club, a team of three young developers from Santiago, Chile, inspired by games such as Night in the Woods and A Short Hike.

I’m not familiar with those games but of all the games I’ve played, TEACUP reminded me most of Burly Men at Sea because it felt like an interactive picture book, and the game mechanics were a bit like Arthur’s Camping Adventure, a PC game from the year 2000 that my kids loved to play when they were little.

The game’s strengths are its cute and colorful graphics, casual gameplay, animal characters, subtle humor, and variety of mini-games and brain teasers, including a hidden object puzzle, tangram, QTEs and a retro-style arcade game.

TEACUP had a few issues, though, which I hope will be addressed in updates.

Text included multiple typos and confusing sentences, I assume because something was lost in translation. This seems to be common in indie games made outside the US and is not a big deal but … if anyone needs an editor, I’m available!

What was kind of a big deal though was cursor control in several of the mini-games. For example, in the hidden object game, I had to find and click on a very small key but had a really hard time getting the arrow to hover over it.

I couldn’t find any options to adjust the sensitivity settings and this turned what should have been a fun, relaxing experience into an exercise in frustration. I might have thought something was wrong with my controller – like the piece of garbage Xbox knockoff I bought once that was full of deadzones – except it’s the same controller I use for every other game and other joystick movement TEACUP was just fine.

This might just be an issue with the PS4 version. Wouldn’t be the first time I’ve played a game that was fine on PC but janky on console.

I think TEACUP is worth buying if you’re looking for a low-key, movie-length adventure or if you’re looking for something to play with children. It’s a singleplayer game but would be perfect for an adult and child to play together.

TEACUP is rated “E” for everyone. While the mini-games are pretty easy (aside from wrestling with the controls from time to time), a few might be too challenging for a young child. The protagonist is a young adult and the text includes some big words that are probably not in a 5-year-old’s vocabulary.

~ J.L. Hilton

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Morning, Sunshine

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Isn’t it ironic… or is it?

Is it ironic that the lyrics of the song “Ironic” aren’t really ironic? Maybe that was the real irony all along.

~ J.L. Hilton

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Try-It Tuesday: POTION CRAFT Alchemist Simulator

POTION CRAFT: ALCHEMIST SIMULATOR is available in early access on Steam today for only $13.49, 10% off its list price of $14.99.

If you love alchemy in Skyrim, you might like this. I tried a free demo back in July (that’s the video embedded above) and I had a good time. I didn’t understand the haggling at first but eventually figured it out.

In POTION CRAFT, you physically interact with your tools and ingredients to brew potions, experiment with ingredients to create new concoctions, design the labels and bottles for your products, meet various villagers and navigate their needs, from rat poison for farmers (and possibly some other more nefarious plans) to weapon-boosting brews for adventurers.

It is similar to Mystic Inn in that the gameplay revolves around brewing and selling potions, but it’s not one of those timed games where you have to hurry. Play at your own pace.

Not only did I enjoy the gameplay, which is a combination of puzzle game and RPG, but I loved the medieval style music and artwork, which inspired me to make a charm bracelet and necklace featuring some of the POTION CRAFT ingredients.

POTION CRAFT is developed by niceplay games, a team of five people in Russia, and is published by tinyBuild.

Right now, it’s only available on PC. Find out more at PotionCraft.com, Twitter or Discord.

UPDATE OCT 24, 2021: I’m halfway through the chapters of the early access game and much less enchanted with POTION CRAFT than when I played the demo. I could write a long, detailed list of issues but it boils down to the game feeling unbalanced and still needing a lot of work.

According to the developers, there are several features and game mechanics still in the works, so I’m going to try again after a few more updates.

~ J.L. Hilton

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Ancient tomb & devil’s playground

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I recently watched “Stonehenge Decoded” on Disney+ and learned about the 2016 discovery of an ancient passage tomb similar to Newgrange, dating back to 3,500 BCE, near an 18th-century house in Ireland.

I thought, Wow, how weird is it that people lived right next to an ancient tomb for centuries? Kind of creepy, right?

Then, just today, I was reading about a haunted place near Dublin where the Hell Fire Club met in the 1700s for buttered whiskey and debauchery. One legend even claims they played cards with the devil himself.

Turns out, the site of the ancient passage tomb and the haunted Hell Fire hill are the same location! There’s also evidence that they may have used stones from the ancient tomb to build the meeting house, which some say is cursed as a result.

What a crazy spooky coincidence, that I would come across two separate stories about the same place, within just a few days of each other. I’d love to visit, someday.

~ J.L. Hilton

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Disney’s Zorro is a core memory

Disney produced 78 episodes and four specials of Zorro from 1957-1959, during a time when television was dominated by Westerns such as Bonanza, Have Gun Will Travel, Gunsmoke, Rawhide, The Rifleman, Bat Masterson, and many more.

While Zorro is classified as a Western, rather than featuring a white gunslinger, gambler or cowboy, the titular protagonist is a masked, swashbucking, sword fighting, university educated, Spanish vigilante.

I watched reruns of Zorro when I was a kid, over 40 years ago. I just watched them again on Disney+ this weekend and I still love it.

Maybe Zorro influenced my preference for all black Nightingale garb in Skyrim?

~ J.L. Hilton

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Always Halloween

I bought some Halloween candy at the store yesterday and the young man bagging my groceries said “but it’s only September.” I replied, “It’s always Halloween at my house.”

Actual year-round decor in my downstairs bathroom
Crystal ball soap

~ J.L. Hilton

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Hancock & Fallout 4 IRL

Hancock in Fallout 4 (left) and John Hancock’s coat in real life

I started a website called FALLOUT 4 IRL as a way for me to keep track of information about places I want to visit when I travel to Boston someday, but I’ve found so much interesting information that I wanted to share with other fans. 

For example, did you know that the swan boats are real and that they’re made out of fiberglass, just like the “swan boat fragments” we can scrap in FALLOUT 4

Or did you know that Kingsport Lighthouse is named after H.P. Lovecraft’s fictional Kingsport, which itself is based on a real town called Marblehead, Massachusetts, located near Salem – just as Kingsport Lighthouse is near Salem in the game map?

So far, I’ve written about all of the following locations:  

Boston Common & Swan’s Pond
Granary Burying Ground
Goodneighbor
Faneuil Hall
Columbus Park
Paul Revere House
Old North Church
Long Wharf
Custom House Tower  
North End Graveyard 

These articles include comparisons of real-world and in-game photos, maps, history, lore and more. I am amazed how much the developers used Boston and U.S. history as inspiration for the locations and characters in Fallout 4

My favorite fun fact so far: The town of Goodneighbor is probably named after the real-life Mary Goodneighbor, a stripper arrested in 1953 when the cops raided a Scollay Square theater. Her dancing name was “Irma the Body,” which might be why “Irma” is the character who runs the Memory Den (and which has a “Scollay Sq” marquee outside). 

That’s all from me for now. As they say on Freedom Radio, stay safe out there, people. 

~ J.L. Hilton

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Bunker Hill monument in Fallout 4 (left) and in real life (right)
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What school supply are you?

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Spend less time crying and more time kicking ass

I am 50 years old this year and if there’s one thing I’d like to tell younger women, it’s this: Spend less time crying in the bathroom and more time kicking ass. Or as I told my own daughters, don’t have a wishbone where your backbone should be. Save yourself.

Yes, the world can be cruel, misogyny sucks, and the cards are stacked against us in so many ways. But I would love to see a lot less “I cried so much” and a lot more “I told him to fuck off” when I look around the internet. Seriously. Stop being nice. Stop putting up with his bullshit. Refuse to carry his burdens, whoever he is, boyfriend, father, boss, husband.

I grew up with an abusive father and I’ve been through some shit that seriously fucked me up. Which is why I’m here now, saying this. If you’re afraid of men or if you think you need to please men, get therapy. Read a self-help book. Go to a karate or a krav maga class. Make friends with other women. Find other survivors. Learn how to punch things. Buy pepper spray. Get an education. Take your power back.

You are beautiful just the way you are. Don’t let men, commercials or corporations tell you otherwise.

~ J.L. Hilton

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This is a book I used to read to my daughters. It’s about a Princess who rescues herself and learns to value herself without validation from the Prince.
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