Winchester Mystery House souvenir

Hey, looky what I found! It’s a souvenir coin from the Winchester Mystery House, one of the inspirations for Grandchester Mystery Mansion in the Fallout 4 Nuka World DLC.

I visited the place back in the 1990s. That’s when I bought the coin. I was in my 20s at the time, and I’d wanted to visit ever since I’d first learned about the place in 4th grade, because of it’s association with the Old West, ghosts and Victorian Era seances.

To be honest, it was kind of a drag. I’m glad I went, it was an interesting place, but I felt sorry for Sarah Winchester. She’d lost a baby in 1866, never had any more children, and then lost her mother and husband in 1880-1881. A lock of her baby’s hair was found in her safe, after she died.

The overall vibe of the house was much less “haunted mansion” and much more “sad old woman being scammed out of her fortune.”

The story goes that Sarah Winchester, widow of firearms magnate William Winchester, believed the angry spirits of those killed by Winchester rifles were haunting her. The constant ongoing renovations and strange architecture of her home were intended to confuse the spirits.

This is also the basic plot of the 2018 supernatural horror film Winchester starring Helen Mirren.

Rumors and urban legends included tales of nightly seances, an obsession with the number 13, and the belief that she would die if renovations were ever completed. The San Jose Evening News dismissed such rumors as “foolish superstition” in 1897, and none of her former employees, servants or relatives ever claimed she was mad or superstitious.

But those stories were later played up when the place was turned into a tourist attraction, shortly after her death in 1922. Later renovations and the installation of a Winchester rifle museum in the 1970s and 1980s also took advantage of the rumors to attract visitors.

Like me. Maybe I was actually the one scammed out of money?

~ J.L. Hilton

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So much depends upon a rotisserie chicken

so much depends
upon

a red wheel
barrow

glazed with rain
water

beside the rotisserie
chickens

Here’s the thing. I just wanted rotisserie chicken. It’s been a long, long goddamn week. There are so many things I can’t eat anymore because of celiac, so many things I can’t do because of age and health problems. My garage door & the world are broken, too. I just wanted one rotisserie chicken, Harris Teeter. Fuck.

I bought a chicken. It was under the hot lights and I was careful to keep it separate from everything else in the cart, because I didn’t want it to melt the ice cream or spoil the milk and I didn’t want it to get cold. But when I opened it at home, it was raw inside.

I took the half-baked chicken back to the store because it was an $8 chicken because everything is getting so expensive because greed rules the world and I got my $8 back but I’d rather just be eating rotisserie chicken right now and pretending everything is okay.

~ J.L. Hilton

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FALLOUT 4 crossword puzzle

While livestreaming on Twitch yesterday, IceStella joked about a Fallout version of the popular game Wordle. I can’t program a game like that but I love word games so I created this free FALLOUT 4 crossword puzzle to download and print.

Download the puzzle pdf
Download the solution pdf

See full-size puzzle jpg
See solution jpg

If you enjoy this, let me know! If there’s interest, I could make some based on Fallout 3, New Vegas, Skyrim or other video games.

~ J.L. Hilton

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Baby Buddy vs Baby Yoda

Our new kitten Buddy (10 months old) plays with the Baby Yoda toy on my desk
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STARFIELD speculation

Here’s a crazy thought… What if that circular “artifact” thing in #Starfield turns out to be one of those orbs like the Eye of Magnus in Skyrim? What if, at some point, it connects us to Elder Scrolls 6?

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Movie Night: The Treasure of the Sierra Madre

Just watched The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (1948) because it inspired the Dead Money add-on for Fallout: New Vegas.

The movie’s about some drifters who go prospecting for gold and encounter a host of trouble, leading up to the loss of their hard-earned fortune. The Fallout expansion takes place in a (mostly) abandoned Sierra Madre Casino full of secrets, gold and peril. It was designed to prevent the player from getting out alive with a massive fortune in gold bricks, but I managed to escape with the treasure back when I played the game on PS3 without console commands or mods.

This is what it felt like, trudging back to Novac while overencumbered.

And I discovered that Sierra Madre is where the “we don’t need no badges” line comes from! I know it’s been referenced a lot but I didn’t know where it orginated.

~ J.L. Hilton

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FALLOUT 3: Fawkes fan art

I wanted pulp fiction art of big beefy green Fawkes from FALLOUT 3, with my lone wanderer Charity doing the classic “leg cling.” So I made one.

Here’s the original pic by Earl Norem that it’s based on:

~ J.L. Hilton

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Growing up fast in the wasteland

In FALLOUT 3, I keep forgetting I’m just a 19-year-old! I’m sashaying around the rubble all “hey grandpa, you give mustache rides?” to hot scavengers and picking off raiders with the accuracy and indifference of a hardcore mercenary.

At least in FALLOUT 4, I could be in my 30s.

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Fallout Shelter trading cards

L@@K at these amazing custom Fallout Shelter trading cards, featuring my Minuteman General Fiona, Rose the Raider, and Rose’s weapon of choice Granny’s Kiss! They were commissioned from artist LeporidaeFluff, who’s been making them for people on Twitter

I am having some actual trading cards, postcards and stickers printed up for fans of my Fallout videos on YouTube.

BTW you can click on this link for my FALLOUT SHELTER videos on YouTube, in case you missed them a few years ago. I did some livestreams but mostly they are short no-commentary quest videos. Many feature customized vault dwellers based on viewers and Fallout or Skyrim characters. 

I know it started as a mobile game, but Fallout Shelter was actually really fun to play on PS4, and totally free. I didn’t have to spend a dime to get anything but a good time. 

~ J.L. Hilton

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The Origins of FALLOUT

TIL there’s a 1959 book called A Canticle for Leibowitz by Walter M Miller Jr, about a post-apocalyptic abbey in the southwest US desert, the same general area where FALLOUT: NEW VEGAS takes place, where monks preserve scientific knowledge after a devastating nuclear war.

The abbey in Canticle is located on an old road that goes “from the Great Salt Lake to Old El Paso…” Having just met Marcella during the Point Lookout DLC in FALLOUT 3, I’m wondering if this inspired the “Abbey of the Road” that she talks about in the game? It sounds a bit like the Followers of the Apocalypse and the Brotherhood of Steel factions in the Fallout franchise, as well.

One of the monks in Canticle meets a vagrant Wanderer (yes, that’s the character’s name) who leads him to the entrance to an ancient fallout shelter containing relics of the old world. In the end, the monk ends up being eaten by mutants.

The book then jumps ahead several centuries to another nuclear war, this time between the “Atlantic Confederacy” and the “Asian Coalition.” The monks execute an emergency plan to preserve knowledge by leaving on a starship to extrasolar colonies.

According to one of the developers Chris Taylor, Canticle, Road Warrior (1981) and City of Lost Children (1995) were major influences when creating the original 1997 FALLOUT game.

UPDATE 2024: In one of his YouTube videos, Tim Cain also mentions Canticle as an influence in the development of FALLOUT, along with A Boy and His Dog (1975), I Am Legend (the 1954 novel), Mad Max (1979), Forbidden Planet (1956), Doctor Strangelove (1964), The Day After (1983), La Jetée (1962, later adapted into the film 12 Monkeys) and many more books, movies and games. Check out his channel if you want to know more about the development of FALLOUT.

~ J.L. Hilton

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