May 2022 Update

I’m working my way through the Point Lookout DLC for FALLOUT 3, which seems to be inspired by movies like Deliverance (1972) and Wrong Turn (2003), and possibly others but I wouldn’t know because I don’t watch horror movies!  

The thumbnail for this recent video is one I’m real proud of, though. I typically use a screen shot from the video and add the FALLOUT 3 logo somewhere. But for this one, I did a composite of several images. I thought it turned out nice and creepy. 

I celebrated my 51st birthday last month, and my family threw me a murder because we’ve been watching a lot of Agatha Christie lately, including “Murder on the Orient Express,” “Death on the Nile.” and “Ordeal by Innocence.” 

My husband played the “corpse” and our oldest daughter wrote a Choose-Your-Own-Adventure style story for me to play through. There were also clues around the house for me to find. 

It was so cool I turned it into a browser-based text adventure game using a program called Twine. If you’d like to play it, check out this link

Since this is my first time using Twine, let me know if you find any typos or have any suggestions, if you play it. Unfortunately, the current version doesn’t allow me to include images, but I may use this or another similar program to make my own text adventure games in the future. It was really fun to do. 

Team Trashcake has a lot going on, so we’ve taken a break from STARDEW VALLEY livestreams for now.

I was going through my old laptop and found some unedited footage from my GOD OF WAR playthrough, so there are a few more videos on that 2019 playlist now! See me battle valkyrie Kara with a fully-upgraded and powerful Shattered Gauntlet of Ages, defeat the valkyrie Olrun after dying eleven times, listen to Mimir’s stories about Ragnarok, obtain one of the most powerful armor sets in the game, and more on my YouTube channel.

Something else I worked on in April were my Fallout fanfiction stories. I finished the last two stories I had planned for the Fiona series, “The Blue Room” and “All In.” 

You can read these and other stories on AO3 at ArchiveOfOurOwn.org/users/Jewelsmith but be warned, they do contain ADULT CONTENT including explicit sex, language, drugs, alcohol and violence. 

Not all of my stories on AO3 are about Fallout, and not all of them are smutty (or entirely smutty). There are ratings and content tags on all AO3 stories, so if you’re looking to read about how MacCready Meets the Mayor, or how Fiona deals with a Cold, Cruel World by becoming the Minutemen general, you can do that pretty safely (assuming you don’t mind language and violence). But if you’d like something more romantic or even erotic, I’ve got that, too. 

I hope you’re enjoying spring, wherever you may be, and celebrating the lovely day of Beltaine, May 1, the beginning of summer in Irish mythology. I’ll be off to visit a holy well, light a bonfire, and adorn my front door with flowers. 

~ J.L. Hilton

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Give me your tired, your poor

I received this email from NC Senator Thom Tillis on April 25, 2022. I’m no armchair pundit nor am I interested in arguing politics. But this one really got under my skin.

He is not, in fact, being “clear” when he says the Title 42 Order “allows for immediate expulsion of illegal immigrants who attempt to cross the southern border.” He leaves out crucial context: Title 42 is a 2020 CDC order issued due to covid-19.

Coincidentally, the CDC has also issued orders regarding face masks & showing proof of vaccination, but I’m not seeing a lot of Republicans rushing to support those. Why then would Tillis support the Title 42 Order so vehemently? Fearmongering.

He cites “alarming reports” of 170,000 illegal immigrants who will attempt to enter the US if the Title 42 Order is rescinded. Why would it be rescinded? Because the CDC said it is “no longer necessary.”

But you know what? We already have an average of 170,000 people coming to the southern border every month now, even with Title 42 in place.

In case that doesn’t scare you enough, he says DHS & FEMA are preparing for over 500,000 illegal immigrants per month. What he doesn’t mention is that DHS plans to switch from Title 42 to processing for removal under Title 8. https://dhs.gov/news/2022/03/30/fact-sheet-dhs-preparations-potential-increase-migration…

Title 8 addresses “those who attempt to enter the US without authorization & who are unable to establish a legal basis to remain in the US (such as a valid asylum claim)…” So, it seems there will still be rules in place for dealing with immigrants. https://dhs.gov/news/2022/03/30/fact-sheet-dhs-preparations-potential-increase-migration…

He also neglects to mention what the DHS says in its fact sheet: “Violence, food insecurity, poverty & lack of economic opportunity in several countries in the Western Hemisphere are driving unprecedented levels of migration to our Southwest Border…” https://dhs.gov/news/2022/03/30/fact-sheet-dhs-preparations-potential-increase-migration

“… The devastating economic impact of the COVID-19 pandemic on the region has only exacerbated these challenges. Human smuggling organizations peddle misinformation that the border is open.” https://dhs.gov/news/2022/03/30/fact-sheet-dhs-preparations-potential-increase-migration…

No, instead, Senator Tillis blames the “Biden Administration’s failed immigration policies” that “have caused illegal immigration to reach historic & unsustainable levels.” He also says “This dire humanitarian crisis cannot continue…”

And on that I agree with him, it is a humanitarian crisis. But if fearmongering, villifying & turning people away is the way he wants to deal with it, he does not represent me, a registered, voting, taxpaying constituent in NC.

Republicans often justify their positions by calling on a higher authority, and yet they’re also just as quick to ignore the portions of the Bible which do not suit their purposes. How about Matthew 25:42-45?

“For I was hungry and you gave me nothing to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, I was a stranger and you did not invite me in, I needed clothes and you did not clothe me, I was sick and in prison and you did not look after me.’

“They will answer, ‘Lord, when did we see you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or needing clothes or sick or in prison, and did not help you?’ “He will reply, ‘Truly I tell you, whatever you did not do for one of the least of these, you did not do for me.’”

Many of my ancestors came to the US to escape famine, war, fascism, poverty – one even came to escape an arranged marriage, according to family lore – and I will not pull the ladder up behind me. Far as I’m concerned, anyone who wants to be part of this country is welcome.

~ J.L. Hilton

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Twenty-five years of perspective

A reply to a reply to someone else’s tweet has turned out to be the most popular thing I’ve ever done on Twitter. Then it went on & now I’ve got people asking me to impart wisdom and shit.

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Try-It Tuesday: IF ON A WINTER’S NIGHT, FOUR TRAVELERS

My friend and fellow Stardew Valley player IceStella suggested a game called IF ON A WINTER’S NIGHT, FOUR TRAVELERS that came out last year. It’s a narrative-driven point-and-click adventure with horror elements that explores the backstories of four characters at a masked ball, on a train, in the late 1920s.

I was surprised by the amount of historic, literary and musical references, as well as the emotional depth of the stories. They deal with subjects such as depression, homosexuality, fascism, racism and war. 

If this sounds at all interesting to you, check out my video and/or play the game for yourself. It’s free on Steam for PC but I loved it so much I paid $3.99 for the pdf art book and game soundtrack, just so I could contribute something to the creators Laura Hunt (coding, writing, audio) & Thomas Möhring (art) of Dead Idle Games. I am looking forward to whatever they make next. 

~ J.L. Hilton

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I’m quoted in someone’s STARFIELD video?

I just found out that one of my tweets is quoted in Open World Games’ latest video about the upcoming Bethesda space RPG STARFIELD.

About three and a half minutes into the video, he’s talking about the possibility of having vehicles to drive across moons and planets in the unreleased title, and quotes my tweet from August 17, 2021.

~ J.L. Hilton

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Happy St Patrick’s Day 2022

I’ll be spending March 17 eating some Kerrygold butter on something (sadly not Irish soda bread due to my issues with gluten) and chowing down on my favorite Dubliner cheese, while my husband enjoys Smithwick’s or maybe some Tullamore Dew.

I may not be able to edit and upload as many videos as usual this week, or livesteam over the weekends, because I’ll be playtesting an upcoming video game between March 11-21. I signed a non-disclosure agreement so I can’t say much about it, but it’s from a developer of one of my favorite games so I’m pretty excited!  

FALLOUT 3 videos will continue as best I can. Highlights from Team Trashcake’s recent rowdy STARDEW VALLEY Friday livestreams are featured in the videos “Favorites & Fortune Tellers,” “What happens in the mine stays in the mine” and “What’s in IceStella’s basement?” Most Fridays you can catch us live on YouTube 3:30-5:30pm EST. 

I’m thinking about doing a special 2022 Celebration when I reach 2022 subs on YouTube, maybe do a livestream and some giveaways. Right now I’m at 1,900 subs and will probably reach 2022 by the end of the year. Otherwise, it might have to be a 2023 celebration. 

Éirinn go Brách!

~ J.L. Hilton

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An ice cream scoop’s chance in hell

Trying to decide if I should eat some ice cream while watching the last hour of MKIceAndFire’s HORIZON FORBIDDEN WEST playthrough on YouTube.

It’s midnight. Is that too late?

My mister says “no one ever went to hell for eating ice cream.”

Yes, I’m watching FORBIDDEN WEST rather than playing it myself, which isn’t something I do very often. Usually, if a game is worth watching, it’s worth playing. But I had mixed feelings about its predecessor HORIZON ZERO DAWN and from what I’ve seen, I don’t think the sequel will be any better for me.

Livestreaming and/or recording gameplay always takes longer than playing alone or watching a playthrough, and I’ve made it a policy that I only play games I enjoy or feel excited about. I don’t play games just because they’re new, popular or catch the attention of an algorithm.

While it’s great seeing Dan Donohue (Teldryn Sero, Shriv, Warden Eternal) as Gerard Bieri, and there’s a cameo from Nil where he says, “The night begs for blood and machine oil… You ready to ride?” which I’ve written out and pinned to the wall of my studio, I’m just not wanting to spend another 60+ hours with Aloy in FORBIDDEN WEST.

But it’s a great excuse to eat ice cream.

~ J.L. Hilton

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It’s “only” dialogue

Wow. My high school daughter is taking Drama Lit and just found out she has to write a 10-page play before she can take the final.

“It should only take a couple days,” according to the teacher, “because it’s only dialogue.”

ONLY dialogue??? wtaf

This totally minimizes the difficulty of writing dialogue. You still need a setting, actions, emotional beats, plot, characters with personalities, costumes, etc. And all of it has to be conveyed entirely via conversation and a few bits of stage direction, while keeping it flowing in a way that sounds natural.

Many writers find it challenging to write dialogue. Just because it looks like fewer words on a page doesn’t mean it’s easier.

~ J.L. Hilton

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Movie Night: DEADWOOD

This past weekend I watched the 2019 HBO movie DEADWOOD. I’d forgotten how much I loved the show’s beautiful, almost Shakespearian, dialogue. From now on, when referring to my advanced age, I shall say “a whore of my vintage.”

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Chicago cemetery circa 1998

A photo of me in Chicago, 1998. I’m so goth I shit bats. Make sure to listen to “Burn” by the Cure (off of THE CROW movie soundtrack) or “It’s No Good” by Depeche Mode, for the full effect.

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